Sunday, August 12, 2012
Teenage Shop of Little Zombies
Saturday at 10 pm EST on RTV: Okay... Think of the worst film you've ever seen. Chances are it's "Gone With The Wind" compared to "Teenage Zombies."
A group of nosy teens discover the laboratory of a sexy mad scientist who plans to turn everyone into a dopey "zombie." If that sounds insane, wait until the fight scene with the gorilla. And then there's all the awkward silence as the "actors" struggle to remember their lines.
It's no wonder why this film makes it to so many Worst-Films-Ever-Made lists.
Monday at 8 pm EST on The Monster Channel: Tune in for Roger Corman’s cult classic with a green severed thumb, "The Little Shop of Horrors."
It's a black comedy/love story about Seymour, a doofus that somehow breeds a meat eating plant and names it after his hot-and-stupid girlfriend. As the plant grows it demands bigger meals, so Seymour has to resort to murder to keep it fed. It's fun for the whole family!
And don’t miss Jack Nicholson in one of his earliest roles.