Chiller Drive-In

Sunday, August 5, 2012

We've Got Your Scratch Crotch Right Here!

And now for something completely boringSaturday at 10 pm EST on RTV: Having trouble sleeping? Well, Chiller Drive-In is here to help you with the 1976 yawner, "Legend of Bigfoot."

There’s no need to go to the medicine cabinet looking for sleeping pills when this film is on your TV. Just turn on Chiller Drive-in this Saturday night and you’ll be sawing logs in no time! Keep this episode on your DVR for those occasional bouts of insomnia, too! You're welcome!

Will you be a believer in the Bigfoot myth by the end of the film? This film answers that question with a resounding "Maybe".

Monday at 8 pm EST on The Monster Channel: Tune in for the horror movie that will even scare a dentist: the silent-but-deadly "Nosferatu."

It's the 1922 silent classic that needs no introduction, Nosferatu! And because this is a 4-star film, you’ll get points with all your snooty, arts-fartsy friends, and get some "culture" while being entertained by fart jokes! Win-win, baby!

I'm coming to join ya Elizabeth!Season 3 of Chiller Drive-In is coming to The Monster Channel in August!



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