Scare You to Death? Not Likely. Bore You to Death? It's Possible.

Saturday at 10 pm EST on RTV: Update your insurance policy and tune in for "The Screaming Skull."

Happy newlyweds Eric and Jenni Whitlock retire to his desolate mansion, where Eric's first wife Marianne died in a "mysterious accident" (yeah, right). Jenni, who has a history of mental illness, begins to see strange things. Is she going bonkers again, or is there something more sinister going on?

This film could possibly scare you to death! If it does, the filmmakers will pay for your funeral. And Boney Bob schemes to cash in on this promise! 

Monday at 8 pm EST on The Monster Channel: This week it's the 1963 Psycho-wanna-be, "Dementia 13."

It's a film that is loaded with senseless killing and a plot that makes even less sense. It's hard to believe that Francis Ford Coppola directed this movie, but easy to believe Roger Corman produced it.

Meanwhile Wolfman Mac, Scarlett, Professor M Balmer and Boney Bob have a confusing adventure of their own.

Season 3 of Chiller Drive-In is coming to The Monster Channel in August!

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Posted 7/30/12

Evil Monsters from Gila Space!

Saturday at 10 pm EST on RTV: Get out your ukulele and jam with "The Giant Gila Monster." 

This is one those films where the title pretty much tells you all you need to know. An oversized reptile develops a taste for human flesh and attacks a barn dance full of teenagers. Can a teenage musician/hot rod mechanic stop the monster from eating everyone in town? Can he put down that stupid ukulele first?

Monday at 8 pm EST on The Monster Channel: Starman prances to the rescue in "Evil Brain From Outer Space."

Boney Bob’s favorite superhero Starman kicks alien booty in this superhero sci-fi disaster-piece! It’s got battle scenes choreographed by ballet instructors and costumes that leave nothing to the imagination! But if that’s not enough, tune in to see StarBob and his battle with the Milkman!

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Why you knuckleheads! Don't miss Stoogefest at the Main Art Theater in Royal Oak this Thursday July 26th at 7pm! 

It's a fun-filled evening with 5 classic Stooge shorts, trivia and assorted retro goodness. Hosted by The Fischer Bodies' Mickey Mandrake (Chiller Drive-In viewers know him better as The Witch Doctor). Music from Crazy Clyde and The Glob. Brought to you by the same sick folks who produce Chiller Drive-In's "Attack of The Killer B's" shows!

Click here to visit the event page on Facebook!

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Visit our friends at the Fix The Chapel site and make a donation to help restore the Evans City Cemetery Chapel (as seen in the opening moments of Night of The Living Dead). Join the Facebook group or visit their site for more info!

We Make Monsters so You Don't Have to.

Saturday at 10 pm EST on RTV: Tune in for the movie that will have you screaming in the aisles for more (exits), "The Monster Maker."

Nutty Dr. Markoff has developed a formula that spreads a hideous disease called acromegaly (go ahead look it up – it’s a thing) and uses it on a concert pianist. To get the antidote the pianist must give Dr. Markoff the hand of his daughter in marriage.

Directed by Sam Newfield, who churned out over 250 B-movies during the course of his career!

Monday at 8 pm EST on The Monster Channel: What were zombies like back in the good old days? Tune in to "Night of The Living Dead" and find out!

Arguably, the greatest horror film ever made, Night of The Living Dead is the iconic, all-you-can-eat zombie munch-fest that all that followed wish they could measure up to.

Just remember, the cellar is not always the safest place.

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And speaking of NOTLD...

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Gappa Has The Fireworks!

This week on Wolfman Mac's Chiller Drive-In:

Saturday at 10 pm EST on RTV: If you haven't managed to destroy your town with fireworks this week, then tune in for "Monster From a Prehistoric Planet."

Also known as "Giant Beast Gappa" and "Gappa the Triphibian Monsters" and "The Monster Movie What Bankrupted The Movie Studio."

The monster beat down begins when some nosy humans decide to take a giant baby bird-reptile away from it’s home. The very large and dangerous mommy and daddy go looking for their missing offspring and decide to start the search by destroying one Japanese city after another. Will they get their little twerp back or will they destroy the planet? 

Monday at 8 pm EST on The Monster Channel: The great devil-god Gamba wants you to go to the doll store in "The Devil's Hand."

A man is haunted by visions of a hot blond, so he dumps his frumpy brunette girlfriend and joins a Satanic cult... Yeah, who hasn’t had this happen to them? It stars Neil Hamilton who is probably best remembered for playing Commissioner Gordon on the 1960’s Batman TV show.

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Visit our friends at the Fix The Chapel site and make a donation to help restore the Evans City Cemetery Chapel (as seen in the opening moments of Night of The Living Dead). Join the Facebook group or visit their site for more info!